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Victor would love to create a profound awe in you of Him by listing
his phenomenal number of writing accomplishments, except that he
does not have a phenomenal number of writing accomplishments.
He has a few, but none of them are phenomenal. Some are
nominal but without the fee, and that's about it.
In the highly unlikely event you want to see what people with
obvious bad taste thought was worth publishing of his stuff, use
one hand to type Victor Schwartzman into Google. If you use two
hands on the keyboard, that would be stereotyping.
Victor has not won any awards, and curse all Judges for their lack
of insight. Does Victor care for awards? Nay! Victor cares not for
awards, or for money, sex or recognition or sex. Why, if Victor
were offered a prize, he would refuse it! He would! Damn
recognition! He will, however, but graciously accept donations from
readers who wish to support his desire not to work.
His website is The Winnipeg Weakly Herald